by BhandCurryBaba July 29, 2020
A Wheat Gluten product that makes a horrible attempt to taste like something and often ends up tasting like a Basset hounds feet. Often soaked in BBQ sauce or other types of sauce in a vane attempt to make it taste like something it's not. Usually contain wheat gluten, butter, water, yeast, and spices.
by Eric Fast September 23, 2010
BUTT GLU-TON
A butt gluten is a man that craves anal sex. Often men with small penis to cope with the tightness...
A butt gluten is a man that craves anal sex. Often men with small penis to cope with the tightness...
Tom H:"Moomin loves butt; he allwaysgets it down his local gay-bar."
Duke:"He is quite the butt gluten
Duke:"He is quite the butt gluten
by Terry Houghton January 08, 2009
The condition that occurs when one is Gluten intolerant but unaware of this fact. Aproximately 25-30mins post gluten intake the persons eyes transform into a "do not fuck with me" gaze.
by Spritz4lyf May 06, 2016
Welcome to Gluten Heaven our special today is chicken fried steak with gravy ,biscuits and choice of waffle or pancakes.
by Jsncsub October 09, 2016
When ones hands have been in contact with the gluten, making them unsafe for touching anything to be eaten.
by MrBoobers July 26, 2020
MUFF GLU-TON.
A muff gluten is a man or female that craves vagina...
Also see: Butt gluten and Cock gluten
A muff gluten is a man or female that craves vagina...
Also see: Butt gluten and Cock gluten
by Terry Houghton January 08, 2009

