When a person only eats gluten based foods even when it is not needed
He is eating curry with bread instead of rice, he is such a gluten hoe
by BhandCurryBaba July 29, 2020
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A Wheat Gluten product that makes a horrible attempt to taste like something and often ends up tasting like a Basset hounds feet. Often soaked in BBQ sauce or other types of sauce in a vane attempt to make it taste like something it's not. Usually contain wheat gluten, butter, water, yeast, and spices.
Those Gluten Ribs weren't too bad, not like the last batch the dog wouldn't eat.
by Eric Fast September 23, 2010
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BUTT GLU-TON
A butt gluten is a man that craves anal sex. Often men with small penis to cope with the tightness...
Tom H:"Moomin loves butt; he allwaysgets it down his local gay-bar."
Duke:"He is quite the butt gluten
by Terry Houghton January 08, 2009
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The condition that occurs when one is Gluten intolerant but unaware of this fact. Aproximately 25-30mins post gluten intake the persons eyes transform into a "do not fuck with me" gaze.
Hey Fiona did you eat pasta again? Those Gluten eyes are freaking me out.
by Spritz4lyf May 06, 2016
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Gluten Heaven can be found inside any country style restaurant.
Welcome to Gluten Heaven our special today is chicken fried steak with gravy ,biscuits and choice of waffle or pancakes.
by Jsncsub October 09, 2016
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When ones hands have been in contact with the gluten, making them unsafe for touching anything to be eaten.
Get your filthy gluten paws away from my food!
by MrBoobers July 26, 2020
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MUFF GLU-TON.
A muff gluten is a man or female that craves vagina...
Also see: Butt gluten and Cock gluten
Tom H:"Moomin loves pussy; shame he never gets any."
Duke:"He is quite the muff gluten
by Terry Houghton January 08, 2009
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