When a person only eats gluten based foods even when it is not needed

A Wheat Gluten product that makes a horrible attempt to taste like something and often ends up tasting like a Basset hounds feet. Often soaked in BBQ sauce or other types of sauce in a vane attempt to make it taste like something it's not. Usually contain wheat gluten, butter, water, yeast, and spices.

BUTT GLU-TON
A butt gluten is a man that craves anal sex. Often men with small penis to cope with the tightness...

The condition that occurs when one is Gluten intolerant but unaware of this fact. Aproximately 25-30mins post gluten intake the persons eyes transform into a "do not fuck with me" gaze.

Gluten Heaven can be found inside any country style restaurant.

When ones hands have been in contact with the gluten, making them unsafe for touching anything to be eaten.

MUFF GLU-TON.
A muff gluten is a man or female that craves vagina...
Also see: Butt gluten and Cock gluten