Glurp: it's a verb. It's the act of eating without chewing. Basically swallowing food whole.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

Another word for head

Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles

A large pile of a white mysterious substance.

A burp that results in partially digested food coming back up.

A woman's post-coital, delayed reaction. It refers to the "stuff" (and accompanying sound) that inevitably escapes her vagina after her initial clean-up. A glurp usually occurs within minutes (or upon standing) but in some cases has been known to happen hours later.