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A mood that's a combination of "Gloomy" and "Grumpy".
Your glumpy mood is perfect for Halloween.
by TomFawls October 31, 2013
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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A deadly and disgusting disease that develops the throat and fills it until you can no longer eat and barely breathe. It slowly becomes bigger and bigger until it explodes while on its way up your throat. Beware of the Glump. Highly contagious, do not kiss or deep throat while infected with the Glump.
Oh no! I keep gagging and my throat is very scratchy! What do I have? OH shit! The Glump! R.I.P. *your name*
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by chewyglump September 17, 2018
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(n) A great, big hug.
"She needs a glump," said a random guy.
"Okay..." said second random guy.
"Give her one!!!" said random guy.
"OH!!" second random guy jumps up, runs, and hugs girl.
by Queen Vicky March 02, 2006
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A crew of skateboarders who are consumed by a majestic double chin.
The double chin has lead a movement of unorthodox and hi-jinx behavior.
This behavior is only understood among the beloved crew.
"What is Glump Life?" Don't ever ask that question...

"DEEBURRRRR." "Yo what up, you down to get some food?"
by DEEBURRRRRR September 19, 2011
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David: Wow Clarence check out this glump
Clarence: Nice! Let me add some gum to the glump
by ObamasElbow July 15, 2018
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Liquid-filled lumps found on a person’s back.
Dad’s shirt got stuck on his glump.
by TrishaE November 13, 2020
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