Teeny-weeny stub of male genitalia, particularly the head of the pene, situated at the base of the torso.
Thad: “Julie, would you like to get with me in the nighttime?”
Julie: “Why not!”
Thad: “ I have to warn you that you aren’t likely to feel much. It looks like somebody glued an acorn down there. I can’t get an erection, but I can still cum.”
by #namenotonhere March 6, 2019
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A person who cannot stop watching videos on youtube and posts comments, video responses, rates, uploads, all that stuff possible on youtube all day long.
1: Guess what? I uploaded 30 videos to youtube today. They are so awesome!
2: What else have you been doing besides uploading vids?
1: Commenting, rating, video responses!@!@!@!@!@@!
2: You're glued to the youtube
by pieguy124 March 29, 2009
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The feminine version of being Cock Blocked. Where a guy usually edges in on a hookup when being cock blocked - a lame female friend busting in on a hookup would be vag glued
by Craig Borysowich January 5, 2008
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(adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.
Dude 1) Aye, what up? You're not looking so good.

Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.
by mhibma March 8, 2006
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When bar-b-que sauce acts like a glue and causes things to stick together.

examples: food, fingers, anything it touches
My sandwich was bar-b-glued together so i couldn't pull it apart.
by see no evil November 7, 2010
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When eye discharge gets dry and crusty then cause eyes glued shut. The eye kids will be glued together.
CBC news:
The boy was hospitalized because of eyes glued shut.
by Tomytomy September 8, 2015
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To have sex on the couch. Often times occurring when the bedroom is occupied.
After we went back to her place, I glued her to the couch.
by slurber August 8, 2011
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