the gluck gluck requiem is when a lady gets a vacuum surgically implanted in the throat and turns it to full power, she then blows her man and tries to pronounce the alphabet, giving different feels to the original gluck gluck with more power and more efficency
'Yo bro you didn't come to work today you good?'
'Nah my girl gave me the gluck gluck requiem, took it out of me'
'Fair enough Bro, you got a real one there'
'Nah my girl gave me the gluck gluck requiem, took it out of me'
'Fair enough Bro, you got a real one there'
by Fucking Nedder March 09, 2021
by Your moms boyfriend November 17, 2009
When a group of guys gets together and a girl goes around sucks each dick (in and out) once and then moves on to the next one. The first guy to cum is the goose.
by Gunit0912 November 19, 2020
To cause disdain, hatred and love amongst anyone you say the word to. Ex. I'm so angry with your right now, you damn Gluck.
Also, the spirit that enters your body after doing a shot of Jameson. Ex. What the gluck came over me, gimme another one of those.
A semi poo. Occurring when you sit on the toilet for a long period of time, and you think you put in work. Only to turn around and see one small pebble of kibble poop in the toilet.
Also, the spirit that enters your body after doing a shot of Jameson. Ex. What the gluck came over me, gimme another one of those.
A semi poo. Occurring when you sit on the toilet for a long period of time, and you think you put in work. Only to turn around and see one small pebble of kibble poop in the toilet.
by roselips January 25, 2011
One who is decidedly bad at sliding across desks with surface areas too small for such an accomplishment.
by xpestilencex February 22, 2009
A Gluck is a type of living creature that is smart yet stupid, majestic yet clumsy, and overall embodies both sides of an argument with no context of what is going on.
by Q7 BABY! September 15, 2018