"Gluck gluck" is an onomatopoeia for the sound of liquid being poured into a container. It does not mean anything else, according to the oxford dictionary of officially recognized words.

put both hands on the dick and suck while moving your hands in different directions make sure to not touch the balls or that is known as the “gluck gluck 9000”

The process of inverting the human vertebrae to reach a position of self-pleasurability. Simply apply some glen 20, sit down, lean back and relax your anus. once the outer rectum cavity has reached max dilation, flop out your johnson and wait for the next bass drop. Upon arrival of the drop, proceed to frosty your bellend and pressurize your scrotum untill a bright purple colour is identifiable. At this stage, your sphincter should be housing at least half the bottle of glen 20, and your tally-wacker should be solid ice (also known as absolute zero). The next stage, better known as schouto's favourite, requires years of mastery in the craft of Docking.

means giving head

The act of being gluck.

- verb (used with object)
1. To mischieviously acquire and possess a good that does not belong to you.

- verb (used without an object)
2. To fabricate a slew of outrageous alibis that directly conflict with one another in order to clear one's name of thieverous accusations.
3. To resort to using your mother to clear your name of thieverous accusations.

- noun
4. A thief who carelessly flaunts his stolen goods in front of their rightful owners.
5. A person who sketches out the sluttiest of girls.

1. the written form of the sound urban folks make when clicking their tongue with attitude

verb. to put someone in check