The sound someone makes when they are giving a hilariously rough blow job. Gluckers can be identified by their runny mascara and repeated gagging.

The act of grabbing someone from the back of the head and pushing their head numerous times up and down making a ‘Gluck’ sound while doing it, forcing them to look like they’re are sucking dick.

When you shake the other teams hands at the start of a team game and say "good luck" to each of them, but you're saying it so quickly and so many times it turns into "Gluck" (abrv. Good luck)

The process of inverting the human vertebrae to reach a position of self-pleasurability. Simply apply some glen 20, sit down, lean back and relax your anus. once the outer rectum cavity has reached max dilation, flop out your johnson and wait for the next bass drop. Upon arrival of the drop, proceed to frosty your bellend and pressurize your scrotum untill a bright purple colour is identifiable. At this stage, your sphincter should be housing at least half the bottle of glen 20, and your tally-wacker should be solid ice (also known as absolute zero). The next stage, better known as schouto's favourite, requires years of mastery in the craft of Docking.

- verb (used with object)
1. To mischieviously acquire and possess a good that does not belong to you.

- verb (used without an object)
2. To fabricate a slew of outrageous alibis that directly conflict with one another in order to clear one's name of thieverous accusations.
3. To resort to using your mother to clear your name of thieverous accusations.

- noun
4. A thief who carelessly flaunts his stolen goods in front of their rightful owners.
5. A person who sketches out the sluttiest of girls.

1. the written form of the sound urban folks make when clicking their tongue with attitude

verb. to put someone in check

A Gluck is a type of living creature that is smart yet stupid, majestic yet clumsy, and overall embodies both sides of an argument with no context of what is going on.