May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A cheap generic version of a personal pleasure lubrication that loses its viscosity, thus resembling an adhesive. Essentially, lube becoming glue-like.
"So I was balls deep in the bitches ass when I looked down and realized the condom was gone. They spent the next five minutes trying to fish it out. It was then I realized we shouldn't have bought the glube.
by harrycrossjr August 06, 2010
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Sexual lubrication that becomes tacky and sticky after a short time of use. combination of the words "glue" and "lube"
by CrAnKeD YaNkeR February 11, 2019
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The liquid sex you can't take off. Glue and lube mixed together to create the perfect eternal bond between sexual partners!
Girl: Honey, I want to be with you forever.
Guy: Just let me get the Glube and I'll make that dream a reality!
Guy: Just let me get the Glube and I'll make that dream a reality!
by Glube August 31, 2014
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To use up the last of the toilet paper, coffee, water in the cooler, etc. and not replace it. This usually happens(but is not limited to) and office setting or where a group of people are participating as a team.
Dave, did you glube the coffee again? You were the last guy to get some and now the damn thing is empty.
by Dale Earnhardt Jr. The Third February 19, 2010