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The lord of the gays, often used in a derogative manner
Thing 1: "Have you seen that shirt Johns wearing?"

Thing 2: "Yea mate, he looks like such a glord!"
by selfhealer February 09, 2010
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a fat over satisfied human or animal who squints and crosses arms in a jerk fashion thinking they are lord of all they see
by meatplowinthemorning June 28, 2010
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God and Lord combined.
Friend:"omfg, i just gave my ex-girlfriend a socket wrench"
Me:"Oh Glord!"
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