The state of being so drunk that you need to get your stomach pumped.

The sound made when someone drinks. Similar to the sound Nom Nom Nom when eating.

the act of telling a story repeatedly in an attempt to be funny.

It is an acronym used by some card carrying nerds, for the phrase "Good Looking Out G."

Cigarettes; can also be used as a verb,
as in, glogging (smoking a cigarette) or in the singular, i.e.- glog.
(This word originated in Ridgewood, New Jersey, a town which developed its own slang and language of sarcasm. It was essentially pioneered and cultivated by the infamous Stephan Ross of 118 Lincoln Avenue Fame.)

Glog, the sound a woman makes while deep throating a massive cock.

A blowjob consisting of a mass amount of spit, tongue - any sort of juice from the mouth. The wettest blowjob you can receive.