The true ruler of the galaxy with full-fledged smoting abilities
I passed that test, thank Glod
by Jen M May 08, 2005
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The world "glod" is actually the world "gold" as used by those of lower intelligence and/or massively high sex appeal!

It has been much used on the internet and orginates from north-east england, where the term was coined in the common town of Danielleville!
"Go for Glod my son" literally meaning, go for gold!
by John Christal November 10, 2008
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(n.) A person that pops the collar of their polo shirt and tries to look cool, then says random shit in class and goes "yeah I said it," in another vain attempt to look cool. Threatens to beat people up. Is very very gay.
Did you see that Glod over there? He popped his collar and yelled a bunch of random shit about Wu-Tang clan. That kid needs to eat it.
by Rob May 19, 2004
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Glodsson, Glod - The dwarf horn player of the "Band With Rocks In" from the Terry Pratchett book "Soul Music".
"I can blow anything," said Glod. "Realllly?" said Imp. He sought for some polite comment. "That must make you very popular."
by Quentin September 08, 2003
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An act where 3 people dig up a grave of a woman. One man watches, One man jumps and One man recieves. The reciever puts his head by the womans fanny. The watcher watches out for other civilians. The jumper jumps on the dead body and all the insides go into the recieves mouth!

Used mainly as an insult. Whether this occured is unknown.
Ha, just because you got caught for Glodding you sick twat.
by OxygenFactory April 22, 2009
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I went to church three times this week im so glodded out right now, just way too much glod to deal, ya feel me couz?
by mts1982 February 16, 2009
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