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When an individual, with malicious intent or otherwise, does not allow you to play your glockenspiel.
by mengohengo April 19, 2011
Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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For example the "Don't do it, he's not worth it" , or "Killing him wont bring him or her back"
or from 24
Tony trying to shoot the murderer of his wife, and jack bauer shot him.
These are all examples of a Glock Block
or from 24
Tony trying to shoot the murderer of his wife, and jack bauer shot him.
These are all examples of a Glock Block
by Parth S Patel May 18, 2009
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When a friend (or FORMER friend) buys the firearm you were looking at, and considering for purchase. Glock is used in this case as a popular representation of any firearm, for its rhyming properties.
Jumbo: The guy I went to the gunshow with bought the XDs I wanted...
Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!
Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!
by Madfat March 16, 2013
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The act of blocking one from playing Call of Duty or any First-Person-Shooter. Can be for a good or bad reason.
Tom - Dude why weren't you on CoD last night?
Me - Oh sorry bro, my girlfriend came over and glock-blocked me.
Tom - Nice.
Mike - Dude what the hell I said go on CoD.
Me - Ugh I went to but my mom glock-blocked me with a bunch of chores.
Me - Oh sorry bro, my girlfriend came over and glock-blocked me.
Tom - Nice.
Mike - Dude what the hell I said go on CoD.
Me - Ugh I went to but my mom glock-blocked me with a bunch of chores.
by AMFPsychotic June 26, 2010
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General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.
Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR
Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR
I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him
by LessThanLethal February 27, 2020
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Carl - I'm going to shoot that dude!
Max - If you shoot him I am going to kill your dog.
Carl - Why the fuck are you Glock Blocking me Max?
Max - If you shoot him I am going to kill your dog.
Carl - Why the fuck are you Glock Blocking me Max?
by Johnnyboy641 September 17, 2008