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Noun: Twisted way of saying Gulab Jamun by Tamil people of India. Gulab Jamun is an internationally popular milk-based, rose-flavored sweet that is served in sugar syrup. This usage, 'Globe Jam' is funny, as well as apt in a different way because Gulab Jamuns are actually globes of sweet floating in sugar syrup, and its consistency is nearly that of jam. Self-defensive Tamils often resort to explaining the wrongful usage thus, as mentioned above. Which is honestly bullshit.
"Rani gave Raju her Globe Jam. She loves him."
"I am feeling pretty today. I want a Globe Jam." (Said nobody)

"Call each other Globe Jam or Rasa Gulla, do not ever pour the sugar syrup on me!" said the uncle in the lower berth to the love birds romancing in the two tiers above him in an Indian train.
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
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Noun: Twisted way of saying Gulab Jamun by Tamil people of India. Gulab Jamun is an internationally popular milk-based, rose-flavored sweet that is served in sugar syrup. This usage, 'Globe Jam' is funny, as well as apt in a different way because Gulab Jamuns are actually globes of sweet floating in sugar syrup, and its consistency is nearly that of jam. Self-defensive Tamils often resort to explaining the wrongful usage thus, as mentioned above. Which is honestly bullshit.
"Rani gave Raju her Globe Jam. She loves him."
"I am feeling pretty today. I want a Globe Jam." (Said nobody)

"Call each other Globe Jam or Rasa Gulla, do not ever pour the sugar syrup on me!" said the uncle in the lower berth to the love birds romancing in the two tiers above him in an Indian train.
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