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A person who completely dominates hotdogs during consumption.
"Did you see that guy eat that hotdog? He's a real glizzy gobbler."
by GetAwayNick July 07, 2020
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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Someone who ismad sus” while consuming a glizzy.
Dude...Jake keeps shoving those hot dogs down his throat, he’s a god damn glizzy gobbler.
by xi Jinping July 28, 2020
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Someone who exemplifies at eating da Glizzy.
Goddamn Mike you a real Glizzy Gobbler!”
by AllahCum July 21, 2020
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Somebody that absolutely destroys glizzys. They can swallow 5 glizzys/hotdogs at once. They have infinite power.
Me: I hope I can acquire the power of a glizzy gobbler one day
by Lukep123 August 24, 2020
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The most unfunny joke in the history of jokes
Nine year old: Dude you are a glizzy gobbler
Other Nine year old: HAHA DUDE YOU ARE SO FUNNY
by Don Cheadle's Bootyhole February 03, 2021
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