A person who completely dominates hotdogs during consumption.
"Did you see that guy eat that hotdog? He's a real glizzy gobbler."
by GetAwayNick July 07, 2020
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Someone who ismad sus” while consuming a glizzy.
Dude...Jake keeps shoving those hot dogs down his throat, he’s a god damn glizzy gobbler.
by xi Jinping July 28, 2020
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Someone who exemplifies at eating da Glizzy.
Goddamn Mike you a real Glizzy Gobbler!”
by AllahCum July 21, 2020
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Somebody that absolutely destroys glizzys. They can swallow 5 glizzys/hotdogs at once. They have infinite power.
Me: I hope I can acquire the power of a glizzy gobbler one day
by Lukep123 August 24, 2020
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Matt Smith ordered a foot long glizzy from sonic and ate it. What a total glizzy gobbler.
by redneckgirraph August 11, 2020
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The most unfunny joke in the history of jokes
Nine year old: Dude you are a glizzy gobbler
Other Nine year old: HAHA DUDE YOU ARE SO FUNNY
by Don Cheadle's Bootyhole February 03, 2021
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That gay kid in school that just wants to be part of the football team
Kid 1: Can I please join the football team

Kid 2: No you fucking Glizzy Gobbler now get out of here before I rape you
by Jewish microwave September 03, 2020
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