Man 1: (having just finished a bag of Doritos.)

Man 2: “You have some beard glitter there Ron”

Avoid parking your vehicle near or over sidewalk glitter, your car’s window could be next to help decorate the neighborhood...

- “How much for a night?”
- “500, glittering costs extra.”

- “What is still on your bucket list?”
- “I want you to glitter someone.”

"Wow, Margret your wisdom glitter is showing nowadays!"

My keyboard is covered in work glitter.

You stinky, poopy butt, glitter glob? more like Poopbutt buttpoop