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The glisteny noise a turd makes when it it is being pushed out of your pooper.
Listening to his colleagues glisten noise in the cubicle next door was the best part of Pete's day.
by DECKKS June 23, 2019
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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