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Glenda is a shy, stunning, gentle, funny , charming, warm, loveable, girl who will leave you speechless. She has a gaze that is impossible to look away from. But dont look for too long or you'll definitely fall for her. Glenda has a booty. Just like her name, she is rare, so if you find you one KEEP her and DON'T LET GO. Glenda is extremely organized and likes to keep everything in order. If she tells you to do something, LISTEN UP, and just do it. Because Glenda knows best. Once you meet a Glenda you will know what its like to smile for no reason, and once you're with her you will want to get closer and closer. Time slips when you're with glenda, but if you had an eternity, you would still spend all of it with her. Glenda is sexy as fuck! She has the ability to turn any guy on at will. If you get a glenda thank your lucky stars!
"DAMN WHO IS THAT?!"
"THAT MY FRIEND, IS GLENDA."
by FancyPickles March 27, 2019
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A very amazing, genuine and beautiful person and friend; Very creative person; a teacher.
She is definitely a Glenda friend.
That teacher is truly a Glenda.
by lill mama February 04, 2010
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Glenda is a wonderful HOT girl and amazing friend. Glendas usually tend to be blond with brown eyes. They have the hottest fucking bodies you will ever see. Girls are often jealous of this girl. She is so sweat and very fun to be around!
Who is that hott chick Glenda?
Glenda is such an amazing friend.
I can't wait to hang out with Glenda tomorrow!
by Vwhore April 12, 2011
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Transvestite Neighbor. Usually wears tutus. Attracted to young teenage boys. Lives in vents in the wall.
friend: have you seen glenda today
me: no, he raped me last time
by sWeRvIe July 12, 2014
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Very good friend to me and ment to be other's besties and a c****'wink wink'
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