The act of saving up male goo-goo for months on in waiting for your friend to slip up. And then replacing the windshield wiper fluid with said goo-goo so when they go to wipe, it plasters their windshield with your hard work.
by Johnny Twotoes November 23, 2009
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A incredibly well respected man. He has the personality of an angel and the face of a God. He really is someone who is kind, caring and loving. He tends to really love women by the name of Lauri Epstein(the most beautiful girl in town). Glazer Lazer also has a big lazer which is euphemism for his large penis that drives the women cray cray! oh and he also has a killer 6-pack!
by The G Lazer June 03, 2013
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1. A male who ejaculates onto another males gooch.
2. A person who enjoys the act of putting their mouth on a male's gooch.
3. Used as a derogatory term.
2. A person who enjoys the act of putting their mouth on a male's gooch.
3. Used as a derogatory term.
1. Dude. Why did David let Rlo cum on his gooch.
2. Erica's a freak dude. She just kept moving down til she was kissin my gooch.
3. Jesse's such a gooch glazer. He couldn't get a girl if he drugged her.
by dball September 05, 2007
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Archie Glazer is in my school.
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by Accordingtous March 25, 2020
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A cool nice guy who is a great friend and is an amazing person in general. he owns a lot of Gucci and Rolex's and lives in Massachusetts. he has a lot of cool friends and plays basketball
"Archie Glazer is a god"
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by Johnny Law, Esq. May 11, 2009
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