A sex act in which you cover your partner in Maple syrup and try to lick it off before it hardens.
"Hey Glenn, what happened to the other half of your mustache?"

"I gave my old lady a Canadian Glazer and fell asleep halfway through"
by Mapik December 13, 2019
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A sex move prevalent in many holiday destinations; in which the female is subjected to a facial of semen which covers the entire face. Note the female must be tanned (hence honey)
It was a real honey-glazer! She was exactly the right honey glazing complexion.
by J4j April 11, 2013
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a guy in a porno who comes in from off-set to ejaculate on the girl at the end of the scene; the face is usually not shown to make the audience believe this is the same man's penis as in the rest of the scene
Matt just got a job as a union glazer because he can get off very easily and his loads are huge
by janseph November 29, 2010
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Portmanteau the words "glaze her face". A girl that you would enjoy performing sexually deviant acts on. Similar to the term butterface.
Janie is a dirty, naughty girl that can keep a secret, she's a glazer face.
by mothmind November 23, 2008
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One who shoots a load on anothers chin.
The young whore received a serious chin glazing.
by P Ditty November 02, 2003
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1.) The new owner of Manchester United, which has really upset those fans that haven't started to support their local teams (i.e, Chelsea or Arsenal) at a really convenient time, yet they cannot seem to put together a rational argument about why he isn't good for the club - especially when they bleat about him turning the club into a business when he patently isn't. Martin Edwards did that a decade ago, didn't you know? Then again, MUPLC fans were bleating about Magnier and McManus a couple of years ago for similar reasons.

2.) Owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the NFL, which means he just needs to buy an Australian Rules team to get the full set.
An American gentleman that owns 75% of all MUPLC shares. Not many other examples of that now, are there?
by OD Smith May 18, 2005
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When you are getting oral pull out before you ejaculate then jack off all over her face then tell her you glazed her like a donut.
In the video the man gave her La Glazer De La Donut
by cockendozer July 10, 2008
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