"What kind of car did you buy?"
"I got a '72 'Vette with racing stripes on the hood."
"You bought a glazer? HAHA. Serves you right."

P.1 Guess what imma do today?
P.2 What..........?
P.1 Perfect being smart.
P.2 but ur closer to being a complete dumbass why struggle?

Andy has a glazer coming out his nose.

The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.

My girlfriend chickened out of letting me take her virginity, so I ended up giving her a Cherry Glazer.

If you off your ass doing what you need to do you are a certified glazer.

“Yeah, last Friday was the Cherry Glazering. You should have came”