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When you're hitting it from the back, pull out, bust in your own hand, and wipe it on the heels of her feet.
Last night I was hitting it doggy and ended up giving her the glass slippers. Now I don't have to spend $ on her pedicure for another week.
by BnD69 July 11, 2018
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In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??
Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"
by Monkey's Dad March 01, 2020
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