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An absurdly flamboyant gay man that is either unaware or still in denial about his sexuality and either way doesn't realize that it is abundantly obvious to every other human being except Terri Schiavo
"What is Mitch doing with a girlfriend? That kid's gayer than teletubby figure-skaters."
"yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome."
"Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?"
"...oh, she's just retarded."
"yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome."
"Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?"
"...oh, she's just retarded."
by LEVIATHAN1000 February 25, 2010