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1.) A catch-all name for a domestic stay-at-home wife.

2.) The name of the wife in the famous Salt Lake City Mormon family who adopted an abondoned circus chimp, Little Johnny in 1962.

3.) The female counterpart of the pioneering internet crime fighting duo of Rodriguez and Gladys. (Featured in Parade Magazine c. 1998)
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EXAMPLES:

1.) That GLADYS is a hella woman y'got there, Mister Rogers.

2.) When the church refused to enroll Little Johnny, GLADYS went absolutely ape-fuckin' shit. But later, she got a lawyer and sued.

3.) C'mon GLADYS, let's go bust some child molesters with our internet sting operation. Or we can take their money. (Later copied by NBC's Dateline Show.)
by Bongo Cholomongo September 19, 2006
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A heavy-handed mildly overweight woman who clumsily takes your anal temperature at the doctor's office, as opposed to a more skilled sarge.
I got my temperature taken by a Gladys and my asshole won't stop bleeding. I sure wish I had The Sarge instead!
by blankenschmidt April 12, 2010
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A fatty that has HUGE ASS EYES that pop out of head. She likes to stare at people blankly and is antisocial. People run from her because her intimidating looks
Todd: -comes home crying-
Mom: "Toddy whats wrong?"
Todd: "Gladys stared at me with her protruding eyes!!!"
Mom: "Im sorry you had to see that honey" :(
Todd: "Yeah I know, she's hideous"
by YOUWILLNEVERKNOWPERSONN April 11, 2011
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The Premier of NSW Australia has been the centre of many scandals including destroying records, dating staff that were taking kick backs and not declaring conflicts of interest. A Gladys is the opposite of a Karen. A Gladys is a manager that thinks they have an exemption from ethics, record keeping keeping, complying with legislation or acknowledging moral culpability.
She destroyed all the records of kick backs and corruption. What a pork barreling Gladys.
by Oscar Wilde November 30, 2020
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an fat, ugly lesbian that cant commit to a relationship. she tends to cheat on her girlfriends with their ex best friends. she choose drugs and alcohol over "the love of her life". works at a donut shop that their aunt runs because nobody else well hire her. IF YOU KNOW A GLADYS, RUN!!!!!
slut is an understatement, shes a gladys!
by idgaf6 June 01, 2011
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