What you say when somebody openly disagrees with you or contradicts your statement, but you really could give less of a shit, and don't want to start an argument, so you dismiss their words by boldly stating your sarcastic happiness about his opinion.
Jake: You shouldn't have robbed that bank.
Me: I'm glad you feel that way
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I think you may have done too much.
"Chopper, talk to disfigured World War 2 veterans
who aren't as bitter as they should be."
"Glad i could do my part."
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A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.
"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
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that fucker was a severe fuckup asshole drug addict rapist motherfucker

he was also a no talent motherfucker and a one hit wonder "SUPERFREAK" which MC Hamster ripped off and coincidentally was his only hit song too.
plus i'm sick of hearing that stupid fucking line
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when your girlfriend notices you peed on the seat again and she smears a smiley face (out of anger) on the mirror with her bloody maxy pad
"Scarlett u fucking Maxy Glad-ed again u fucking skank"
"Yea Tom, i hate you so much!"
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Old colloquial southern saying "Mad today, glad tomorow", means just what it says for instance if a neighbor, friend, family member with whom you are on decently close terms may come to misunderstanding over a slight or mishap perceived by one or the other and suffer hurt or injurious feelings to their pride, ego, etc. He/she would or will soon get over that and move on to resume their relationship (with hopefully, a better understanding of each other) again...therefore, mad today, glad tomorow! Not mad at nobody! Just sayin', sometimes a thing, matter/issue has to be put in check by making someone think about their actions that may have brought on the discord. Be Happy, Worry!
Miss Evie expressed her regret emotionally and out loud to the group of ladies who had forgotten to bring the cold salads for the spring tea buffet to which her sister Margaret who headed the sunshine committee, replied...mad today, glad tomorrow!
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Wow.. I’m lost for words, this tells a very interesting and tragic story. he loves the banana and apparently is addicted to banana, and in this world he’s in hates bananas. So the banana is considered the outcast item and anyone who uses it is treated harshly and as you can see he’s addicted to bananas which is the reason why he’s hated. It’s become a drug to him and he’s gone crazy, so crazy in fact he’s seeing ppl as fruit. It starts off with a knock knock joke that has no real punchline but its teasing you for the final reveal of the story, great power move from the writers. It ends off with him crazy a crazy mind set after he damaged his forehead and this orange he’s seeing (in a hospital) finishes the knock knock joke and he wakes up from the start repeating itself over and over. Revealing that the story is repeat and fail. Tragic but also very phenomenal story writing
Chris turned to an orange, man

Bro he smelled like bananas

But Orange ya glad I didn't say banana
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