(Noun)
To be the sort of lad who think negging will get you laid, instead he gets pubically shamed in full view of his employers, friends and strangers on social media.
He is his only cheerleader as everyone thinks hes a creepy little weirdo.
He also had tastes in girls below the legal age, hence the famous moniker "The Ipswitch Nonce"
"Mate, is that hat little Gladding prick from 5 a side?"
"Yup thats Lloyd alright. Quick, hide your baby daughter."
by CarisJustice December 04, 2020
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Once again another word created by Rygin King, (jamaican dancehall artiste) That makes no sense, but he wouldn’t know cause he’s fully dunce. We assume it’s a combination of thankful and glad but we reconably will never be sure.
Up and gladful today! Give thanks
by jamostwanted March 03, 2019
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(adjective) describes a mood of stable happiness, state of elation, also (esp. males) arousal. Noun: Gladness; adverb: gladly; verb: gladden
Just thinking of Georgie's sensuousness made him glad
by Alarick September 13, 2006
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1. Thankful; great-full 2. Joyful or content.
We were glad our family made it home safely.
by Gwen Stacy March 11, 2014
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The feeling a man has after he ejaculates.
I'm so glad that I feel we should sleep together!
by Ereck Flowers March 17, 2015
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Used to describe a handshake from a person who has malicious intentions, in regards to your future.
Fuck smiley glad hands
With hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses

- from "Aenima" by Tool
by Thug 4 L1f3 September 21, 2005
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"give the glad eye" - look seductively at someone
When Bradford Bulgingmuscles entered the room, Lucy batted her lashes and gave him the glad eye.
by Nathan G Johnson March 10, 2004
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