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When another person is bested in every possible way by another in a specific situation, they have been "given the hands."

The successful person has essentially taken away any opportunity for the failed person to redeem himself, at which time the winner gives back the hands of the failed person.
Kenny: Lately he's really been giving the hands to you the hands then?
Matt: Yeah, he fucked my wife and shit in my pillow case!
by DaBasixx June 12, 2014
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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