The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.

DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)
There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).
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A very sincere comment to a girl, whose body is sexy but her face looks like an accident.
"gosh, wtf is this? It seems like god has given her a body but kicked her face"!!!
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Become a made man in a Italian mafia family, without being said directly. Referenced in the Sopranos when Philly Parisi becomes made in the family.
Sal was given a gold watch after his brotha was whacked
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Davo's last move in scramble left Shazza a possible TW. Shazza was given a sniff at victory
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The act of fornicating in a food manufacturing setting, typically in front of several people.
I was given a Steve while doing my hourly rounds.
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Puke, barf, blowing chunks, losing cookies, vomiting, hurling,
After that last beer AJ couldn't keep it down and left a huge pile of givener
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Perform an action given by an individual or group that is stupid or embarrassing.
Hey, did you hear that Joe had eat the shit given.

What did he do?

He started jacking off in public when he was told it was cool or something.
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