by Bigpatatobag March 07, 2020
A holiday alternative to Thanksgiving. Instead of pretending to enjoy gathering around a table to eat dry turkey, with judgmental relatives; No-Fucks-giving is about doing what you actually want to do, without giving any fucks to societal expectations. No-fucks-giving can be celebrated by doing things like getting together with people you actually like and barbecuing and drinking beer. Or even just sitting at home alone to eat pizza and play video games. Why not? Fuck it.
Sam: Ugh... I have to go to my girlfriend’s parents house for Thanksgiving... It’s probably going to be a whole night of her dad trying to convince me to work at his office, and her mom trying to convert me to their religion...
Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!
Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.
Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!
Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.
by AnonymousBloke March 06, 2021
by No fucks giving November 03, 2018
an extremely impressive pick up line known to make the bundalengerz cream and come back to the AP as quickly as possible.
HsTikkyTokky - "you alright gal i'm not a dentist but id give you a filling"
Girl "yes daddy H fill me up, how far is your AP?
HsTikkytokky - "AP's 5 mins away"
Girl - *creams herself*
Girl "yes daddy H fill me up, how far is your AP?
HsTikkytokky - "AP's 5 mins away"
Girl - *creams herself*
by stud420 September 16, 2021
1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.
2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.
Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.
Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
by Alligator King June 29, 2021
A sentence commonly used to express a feeling of utter and total disinterest in a subject, person, action or remark.
This phrase presents itself in real life most often under criticism...
This phrase presents itself in real life most often under criticism...
#person1: Hey, you should stop scooping out the intestines of that badger with a protractor
#person2: I don't give a fuck
#person3: At least use a fucking spoon
---not giving a fuck---
#person2: I don't give a fuck
#person3: At least use a fucking spoon
---not giving a fuck---
by Laconic Who September 12, 2019