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A dude stretches out his scrotum to look like a newsboy cap and his partner or partners chase him around the bed attempting oral sex and/or a headbutt to the junk.
A sex act made famous by an episode of The New Girl.
Related to but not the same as The Goat from Waiting.
A variation called Let Me Give You the Hat involves chasing his partner/partners while stretching his scrotum and attempting oral sex or a headbutt.
A sex act made famous by an episode of The New Girl.
Related to but not the same as The Goat from Waiting.
A variation called Let Me Give You the Hat involves chasing his partner/partners while stretching his scrotum and attempting oral sex or a headbutt.
by frog toaster November 15, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018