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A word used by complete faggots on internet forums to describe their fat other-half.

Said person is usually an internet troll with 0% life and was abused as a child.
"My girlums is the best!"

"I love my girlums!"
by Muscleboy August 16, 2009
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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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Girlum - (noun) A girl or woman who shares a number of traits with the character Gollum from Lord of the Rings. Example traits: stringy hair, dark mis-sized eyes, raspy voice, jumpy dissettled manner, etc..
Look at that ugly chick, she's a total girlum.
by sniggol May 09, 2006
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