The opposite gender of boys
And the most important thing in my life but also what I will never get

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

A younger form of a woman. If you tried to have sex with a girl, you'd be arrested, you damn pedophile.

Guy In Real Life. Guys in MMORPGs that make their character a girl. They often make other boys their boyfriend and thus, a gold digger. Then, he leaves the "boyfriend" broken-hearted and moves on to the next boy.

Rumored to be real; urban myth.

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know
that you would die without them... it matters not. Because once in
your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to
you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their
souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know
that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would
do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A
feeling. Only felt.

They are Irony in it's purest form.