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n. a derivative of the "Birkenstock" shoe brand most known for its wearers being hippie-esque or obnoxiously preppy. Similar to the sandals Jesus sported, Girkensteins are constructed to outlast long journeys/ mission trips on foot.
Girkensteins originated in Pomfret, Connecticut circa December, 2008. They are made out of pliable, brushed lamb's skin, usually of the high quality Gwenyth breed. The interior of the Girkenstein is made out of plush bear fur, woven with birds of a feather now, just bought a plane so we changing the weather now (get back, get back, you do not know me like that!)
Girkenstein
v. to exhibit embarrassing preppy-like behavior in a room full of non-preps and or hippies.
Girkensteiny
adj. the attributes and or qualities that are obtained by the stereotype of the prep.
*note: can also be applied to the dirty hippie.
Girkensteins originated in Pomfret, Connecticut circa December, 2008. They are made out of pliable, brushed lamb's skin, usually of the high quality Gwenyth breed. The interior of the Girkenstein is made out of plush bear fur, woven with birds of a feather now, just bought a plane so we changing the weather now (get back, get back, you do not know me like that!)
Girkenstein
v. to exhibit embarrassing preppy-like behavior in a room full of non-preps and or hippies.
Girkensteiny
adj. the attributes and or qualities that are obtained by the stereotype of the prep.
*note: can also be applied to the dirty hippie.
n. "OH sick mosh bro, your Girkensteins are totally phresh DMB O.A.R.!!!!!#$^"
v. past tense "That boy totally just Girkensteined all over this joint, let's BOUNCE."
adj. "He only got the job at the vegan restaurant because he is girkensteiny."
v. past tense "That boy totally just Girkensteined all over this joint, let's BOUNCE."
adj. "He only got the job at the vegan restaurant because he is girkensteiny."
by Kyle Doiley December 23, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011