Example 1: you’re like a giraffe on a tight rope.

Example 2: you’re more nervous than a giraffe on a tight rope, what’s wrong?

Example 3: there’s a big test coming soon and I feel like a giraffe on a tight rope.

I think my neighbors are having a giraffe party

"Remember that day I ate that whole edible by myself? I was Higher than a giraffe's ass."

Her: It’s Giraffe sock thursday

Me: That’s not a thing

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die

Hats are pretty cool are giraffe-trees