A very unattractive younger teen who has no ass or boobs and is very awkward
The thin giraffe had no one to dance with at the mixer because she was to scared to ask
by Jerkenoff December 06, 2017
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1. an awkwardly tall girl who is also quite skinny, at times frighteningly so
the combination of these unflattering traits make for a particularly repulsive looking female
According to the foremost Combat Giraffe expert on the East Coast, commonly referred to as woo, these strange creatures are usually characterized by oafishness, but they do not lug around, it is more accurately described as a flailing of the limbs
Bruce Lee: Becky looks terrifying today... I had nightmares about her last night.
Jose Contreras: No shit ese. that's because she's a fucking combat giraffe: her neck is taller than i am and shes skinny enough to fall through a crack in the floor. She slapped me yesterday so hard with her flailing arms that I crumbled.
by benny b from the bronx November 02, 2004
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A sexual maneuver conducted by two men in which one stands with hands raised and receives fellatio from the other, who is bent at the hips with his arms wrapped around the standing man's waist. The homosexual nature of the act coupled with a profile view of the physical orientation of the men is therefore referred to as a/the "Flaming Giraffe."
I was watching porn last night and these two dudes pulled off a Flaming Giraffe!
by mrtibbz July 20, 2010
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To put your fist in a giraffe
Shane Fleming often puts his forearm in giraffes gastro-intestinal tracts whilst giraffe-fisting
by Shane's brother November 15, 2013
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Giraffe pussy - a heightened state of highness. Being REALLY high or stoned
Last night I was higher then Giraffe Pussy and I ended up shitting myself.
by Will Repute July 10, 2008
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A baby green shit that is at least 8 inches long.
Marco found a green giraffe on his rug, laid there delicately by Lawrence.
by Joris Van Irvine February 25, 2014
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A turd peppered with sweetcorn kernels
After last night's corn-on-the-cob, it's no surprise that I just layed down a giraffe's neck. What's more, it smelled like the Savanna too.
by koyn November 29, 2006
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