Bruh do you see that speckled long-necked camel-leopard chimera?
Dude that's a giraffe. You can tell by how many necklaces it could wear
Dude that's a giraffe. You can tell by how many necklaces it could wear
by DidacticDolphin July 10, 2019
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
When a girl is getting fucked from behind doggy style and sucking another guys dick. The front guy has a girl in his shoulders who he is eating out. The girl being eaten out is sucking the dick of a man on a ladder who's dick acts like the leaves of a tree. The shape of all the people looks like a giraffe
Noah: did you hear about the giraffe party
Thomas: oh yeah I'm gonna be the tree
Noah: I'm gonna be the neck
Thomas': ah man that's the best part
Thomas: oh yeah I'm gonna be the tree
Noah: I'm gonna be the neck
Thomas': ah man that's the best part
by Sexy nuts May 17, 2016
The best animal in the world, you shall bow down to the all mighty giraffe or you will meet your demise.
by Giraffe=GOD June 13, 2019
a large necked animal that lives primarily in africa. It preys on eagles, hawks, parrots, and other birds. A common misconception is that giraffes use their long necks to eat leaves. However they actually use them to scope out birds nests in the tops of trees. Their horns are used for stabbing hawks out of the air (they are often worn down to stumps from killing hundreds of hawks/eagles.) They are responsible for the endangerment of many birds (most notably bald eagles and the california condors).`
Tourist: There are a lot of eagles in this area.
Park Ranger: Yep, the giraffes have migrated for the season.
Park Ranger: Yep, the giraffes have migrated for the season.
by RockTheJordan June 21, 2006
May 12 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

