Huge heart that always gives and never expects anything in return. Doesnt deny his awesomeness but is not conceded. Uses his creative mind to be amazing in bed

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

He is the most amazing guy you will ever lay your eyes on. He is very emotional but try's to hide it. He is silly and sweet. He may be short but he has a temper. He is the most loyal boyfriend out there and my not haves lost of money but will buy you anything you want. He has a smile that can change anyone's mood. He may act all tough but really he is a softy and has the biggest heart. He is also a smart ass sometimes but he will protect you at any cost. He gets jealous sometimes and doesn't want anyone else to have his girl. He is a amazing cuddle buddy but is awkward at times. He has the most beautiful eyes. He's a keeper.

a very talkative girl who is always talking about somebody. shy at first but then as you get to know them they start to talk a lot. She will take your man and have no regrets. She is also a very cute girl everybody wants her, but she doesn’t want them. So if you want a good friend, girlfriend call a Gionni