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someone who can skillfully and quickly run away from the police, hence the phrase "catch me if you can i'm the gingerbread man"
Even my P.O. she called me the gingerbread man, i catch a new case and tell her ass catch me if you can- 50 Cent
by An7hrax November 11, 2012
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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(n.) One who runs in the face of adversity
(v.) To run away
Comes from the story of the famous cookie that no one could catch
"Run Run as fast as you can, You can't catch me I'm the ginger bread man!"
(v.) To run away
Comes from the story of the famous cookie that no one could catch
"Run Run as fast as you can, You can't catch me I'm the ginger bread man!"
Dagg I didnt see you at the fight, you were hiding in the car weren't you ginger bread man?
Guy 1: How come ya'll didn't fight yesterday
Guy 2: That wimp pulled a ginger bread man on me
Guy 1: How come ya'll didn't fight yesterday
Guy 2: That wimp pulled a ginger bread man on me
by Winine August 23, 2007
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Also known as "runner's diarrhoea".
The tremendous urge to expel the contents of your bowels during or after a run.
Made famous by Paula Radcliffe.
The tremendous urge to expel the contents of your bowels during or after a run.
Made famous by Paula Radcliffe.
"Where did you go after the 5km run?"
"Run, run, as fast as you can..."
"Ahh... Suffering with a case of the Gingerbread Man?"
"Run, run, as fast as you can..."
"Ahh... Suffering with a case of the Gingerbread Man?"
by Travburt November 12, 2013
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When I started to play with her clit, she jolted up and screamed 'NOT MY GUMDROP BUTTON!' I got Gingerbread manned.
by nemutakunai December 19, 2010