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One who is full of Gimp.

A newb or a poon. Someone that sux0rs so bad you wanna stab their face

A Good Lay

TJ Young

An egyptian princess that wears a wooden leg on her left wrist and whose father was raped by a goat during the spanish Inquisition.

The Southern Swamps of North Dakota
"Stupid Gimpalopagus!"

"Dude, ur mom was a nice Gimpalopagus Last Night"

"Stupid TJ Young! Gimpalopagus is My Word! So SHUT UP YOU DAMNED JEW FART"

"Iraq was invaded by the Gimpalopagus"

"Sucks to live in that damn Gimpalopagus"
by Darkaz August 12, 2004
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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