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A Gilstrap is an incredibly sexy being of the male persuasion. This species has been known to attract females of all genres, although he prefers the "white meat".
by Peter North February 11, 2004
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Anyone who has a very low intelligence and doesn't completely know how to pronounce his/her R's and L's. This individual may very well be an asshat or ass monkey. He/she usually will have a false sense of coolness and manliness. The individual typically has a terrible lisp.
Man 1:"Hey man, did you just see that ass monkey walk by?"
Man 2:"Dude thats a Gilstrap. Its not his fault. He was born that way."
Man 2:"Dude thats a Gilstrap. Its not his fault. He was born that way."
by JC78681Krs January 11, 2009
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Anyone who has a very low intelligence and doesn't completely know how to pronounce his/her R's and L's. This individual may very well be an asshat or ass monkey. He/she usually will have a false sense of coolness and manliness. The individual typically has a terrible lisp. He/she may be seen lumbering around the urban jungle that is Round Rock, Texas.
Man 1:"Hey man, did you just see that ass monkey walk by?"
Man 2:"Dude thats a Gilstrap. Its not his fault. He was born that way."
Man 2:"Dude thats a Gilstrap. Its not his fault. He was born that way."
by JC78681Krs January 11, 2009