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Good looking, talented, extremely sexy, kind hearted and loving. Has nice butt in football pants. Loves God and his family. Good to everyone who comes into his life. Numero Uno...
I want to be a Gilberto when I grow up.
by IWannaFooFoo May 17, 2008
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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The best friend anyone could ever ask for.
Always has the best memes and will make you laugh at any moment. He’s always there for you no matter who you are. Gives really good hugs. Talking to him is easily the highlight of anyone’s day. He would be such a great boyfriend. He’s so easy to fall in love with. He’s sexy, cute, and charming af. Even when he won’t tell his friend who he likes he’s impossible to get mad at. He’s also an amazing fortnite buddy. All in all he’s the best person you’ll ever meet. ALSO HAS AMAZING EDGES! Lol even though he doesn’t always know it, he’s a pretty cool dude.
Gilberto is King of memes.
Gilberto is the bait.
Alexis says Gilberto is one of/ her best friend.
by T.W.I.Z.Z.L.E March 20, 2018
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A Gilberto is an eccentric m/f who usually has dark hair, and is music obsessed. They are of hispanic or brazilian origin, but defy the odds and fully educate themselves. A Gilberto is unique because of their name. As soon as their parents named them, and put them in American schools, they were socially doomed, and turned to music and literature for refuge.
Gilberto Gil
Astrud Gilberto
Bebel Gilberto
Gilberto Câmara
by admiergal September 03, 2005
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Good looking, talented, extremely sexy, kind hearted and loving. Has nice butt in football pants. Loves God and his family. Good to everyone who comes into his life. Very horny kid. Numero Uno...
I wanna be a Gilberto when I grow up
by jefreyandrews June 21, 2018
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A sexy mother fucker who makes girls wet,normally has sex twice a month and is a jerk sometimes,He makes girls have love at first sight.Gilberto is the kind of guy who ownes a vape,juul or suorin.Gilbertos are vapegods and very hot.
Damn did u see the sexy motherfucker of Gilberto hit that fat rip from his juul.I love gilberto
by SWEEYDADDYS February 21, 2018
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Gilberto is a little bitch hes a player that everyone falls for but always breaks everyone’s heart. He’s a jealous bitch and always wants to get what HE wants. He never gives up until he gets it. He can have an acne mustache with no hair on his head. It’s so ugly just like his face! He always gets mad over everything and is very toxic. He is one of the most dryest texters you’ll ever meet. If you meet one watch your back and good luck. His momma raised a straight up bitch. But if you date him that’s a whole other story he really ain’t worth your time you can find someone way better then a ugly ass Gilberto. He’s also the biggest cheater that starts rumors about everyone and acts tough behind a screen but when you pull up to his house he calls his daddy to handle what he started. He’s all talk I hope he gets what he deserves one dayy.
Gilbertos gf: Gilberto is cheating on me!
Gilberto: I’m cheating on multiple girls !
by Joe momma bih April 24, 2020
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