Getting kicked in the balls on a trampoline in mid air

When someone tears into you like there is no tomorrow, as in Mel Gibson to Oksana Grigorieva.

A gibsoning is a loud, incoherent, alcohol induced rant that is delivered with venomous intent. The rant often is delivered sometime between midnight and early morning and the victim is often a spurned lover. The rant can take many forms and can even include abstract acts such as keying a cock into the car door of said spurned lover. Often the gibsoning is delivered with such violent intent that even the gibsoner is unaware of his actions due to what is sometimes called Gibson blindside. A condition where rage often rules common sense. Most gibsons are delivered over multiple messages with each more violent than the last. Often the victim is a mega slut, but rarely can be an unsuspecting victim that happens to be in the vicinity at the time of gibsoning. Gibsoning has been known to take the form of cock pictures on the spurned lovers face book page also. Gibsoning is almost always warranted however the severity is often harsher than necessary.

The person in the room who is the most offended by the topic of conversation.

A manufacturer of acoustic, electric, and bass guitars. Parent Company of the once independant Epiphone. Famous For the Les Paul, played by guitarists such as Zakk Wylde, The SG, played by Angus Young, the Flying V, played by Jimi Hendrix before his untimely death in 1969, and the ES series, played by Chuck Berry. Known for very high prices, but with a stong reputation for quality and consistency.

Extreme Shocker.....putting your fingers in something cold before applying the shocker. This can include ice cream, ice water, bucket of ice etc.

A server that can and will be hacked; or a word that can randomly be used in combination with wordbaseword. (See "Hackers" the movie.)