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Any person who looks comical in apperance and has the IQ of a wrench.
"that guy who fell up the down escalator was a real gibbon"
by [SOMF] February 13, 2008
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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A large very man that resembles an ape or bigfoot .most of the time has a foot injury caused by sticking it into his mouth.also slang for loud large hairy man who smells.
smells like gibbon in here ! the bar was filled with gibbons !
by jg momma June 05, 2011
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A penis that is average in length but very thin. The exact opposite of a chode.
person 1-"why is paul in the hospital"
Person 2- "he stuck his junk in a pencil sharpener"
person 1- "how did it fit in there? i didn't know paul had a gibbon."
by Kane-Train December 10, 2010
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Any unusually handsome, tall and long armed proponent of archery.
Rawr! Did you see that Gibbon on target 3? Think I stand a chance with him?
by FlightyR August 06, 2006
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Term coined by members of the Scotch College community in Perth, Australia which is used to describe methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Ecstasy) pills.
"I just scored some gibbons off dazza"
"has that gibbon kicked in yet"
"man I just dropped 4 gibbons...I'm fuck'n mashed"
by defektion November 02, 2006
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slang ~n female sexual organs (usually of the hairy variety). See also minge, pussy, flange.
"C'mon darlin' show us yer gibbon!", works best in Yorkshire or Lancashire accent.
by Phil Stein August 10, 2005
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