When you take a shit and wipe but the paper comes off clean. Often referred to as a "clean pinch".
Dude 1 : Man it's cool when you have a clean pinch after a huge shit.
Dude 2 : Don't you mean a Ghostie
by MANIAC!? December 28, 2013
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The leftover marijuana smoke in a bong. not to be smoked unless ur givin it to the new kid.
Adam - c'mon stanmore give it a shot
Stanmore - Uh..ok..{pulls in the ghostie}{coughs and chokes}
Shaun - {laughs} your a dick adam
by Shipley August 20, 2006
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To take an unofficial day off work without any effective communication to the employer and with the employer not noticing one's absence.
"Mate, did you not go to work today?"
"No man."
"So did you call in sick?"
"Nah"
"Well what did they say?"
"Nothing. Pulled a total Ghostie man".
(hand movement similar to the '4' score in cricket can also be employed at this point.)
by Juicyteats November 26, 2010
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A Ghostie is a term used for when you drop a log in the toilet and when you turn around to view it. It's gone!
I went to the bathroom earlier to spend a penny and when I looked to admire it, it was gone. Hence Ghostie.
by Lord Jobby July 02, 2019
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When you take a shit and it slides past the U-bend so fast it seemingly vanishes
Adam: dude I'm freaked out
Michael: what happened

Adam: just took a ghostie
by JerkinTheGerkin April 05, 2016
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Ghost + Homie. A homie that is also a Ghost. Also there is a certain dopeness level that must be reached.
"I'm gonna call you Ghostie"
"Why o="
"Cuz you're my homie and you're a Ghost"
by Triple E'z January 04, 2010
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A spliff with an excessively long twist. Still efficient, but can cause irritation when burning off the twist.
Stoner1: Hey man you roll up the dank yet?
Stoner2: Yeah, got it right here. Check it out.
Stoner1: Ahhh man, it's a fuckin ghostie!
by Stoney Creek March 26, 2009
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