Ghost strokin' is when someone sits on or causes their hand to go numb and then uses it to masturbate with thus making it feel as if someone else is doing it.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.