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The process in which a person ejaculates on another person that is either asleep or unconscious. The ejaculation MUST successfully occur without awareness of the other individual.
"Man, Sarah drank a bunch of vodka and passed out last night and I totally ghost jizzed her."
The following morning...
"Oh man, my face is so sticky, I feel like a ghost jizzed on me!"
The following morning...
"Oh man, my face is so sticky, I feel like a ghost jizzed on me!"
by Southview1028B October 13, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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When you ejaculate in a condom while having sex. No semen is in the condom but you know it was there.
by The MC Mc June 17, 2017
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This term is used to describe the embarrassing event in which a male reaches his climax, causing him to ejaculate. When he checks to see his jizz, there is nothing there, as if he ejaculated nothing but a ghost.
by Sonny the Stuntman December 11, 2008
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The seepage of spooge deep from within a woman's vagina following a man’s liberation of his juices within the snatch, after a couple or more hours have elapsed, even overnight...all of a sudden...BAM!!!
As Farrah walked down the hall, she had to run into the bathroom after the ghost jizz her husband, Garrett, had deposited the night before oozed out.
by ephenis December 06, 2006
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1. when one is eating, usually fast food and spills some of the sauce on their pants and creates a light stain around the crotch making it look like dried jizz
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself
"dude did you cum on yourself"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"
"shit i got ghost jizz on me"
"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"
"shit i got ghost jizz on me"
"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"
by rickitydick520 April 06, 2013