the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up.
I did a geyser watching porn Thursday, it was awesome.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
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Exactly like "prairie dogging" except for diahrrea. It is when you are holding in a violent case of the diahrrea shits, kind of like plugging a geyser.
Holy shit I am geyser plugging so badly right now, I need to get to a bathroom ASAP.
by Preston J. Smith October 04, 2014
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when a girl is jerking you off and you cum in the air and the girl has to catch it in her mouth
Yeah me and mrs.carter were doing a Yellowstone geyser on Tuesday
by urgrandpais2hot4u November 24, 2009
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A cum geyser is when 2 guys are having sex and they both get close to finishing and they put their cock heads together so that when they cum, it shoots up like a geyser.
Tony, we need to clean the ceiling off from our cum geyser last night.
by Nevets Cool kiss October 14, 2008
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A sex act which involves a man defecating into a woman's mouth, then lying on his back while the woman then vomits directly onto his penis, forming a mound-like structure, not unlike naturally occurring geysers, around the base of aforementioned penis. The man then manipulates his own prostate, causing him to spray ejaculate into the woman's eyes.
"Yeah, she totally let me try the steam geyser last night. It's a good thing she was German."
by Fawlawl December 15, 2011
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after having anal sex you take out your dick which leaves a gaping asshole. Next you put mentos and diet coke in her gaping hole making a fountain or GAPING GEYSER.
Man I made the old gaping geyser last night it was crazy.
by Zud May 17, 2008
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A method of protest practiced by "Yippies" of the 60's whereas after a large meal is consumed, preferably Mexican, a large dose of laxative is administerd. After sufficient intestinal brewage has taken place, the activist takes to a public swimming facility, and after inhaling a long deep breath, submerges only to emerge ass first (and ass only) to the surface in a populated area of the said public swimming facility for the sole purpose of spraying a fountain of gut grease skyward. The horror in the aftermath is immesurable.
We were enjoying a wonderful spring day at our local lake when we had to make a rapid evacuation due to a filthy individual demonstrating a "mud geyser."
by Wingman September 14, 2003
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