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Gettysburg Handjob
Violent masturbation
. Usually to the point of
bloodshed
. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is
the Civil War
. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)
He was
icing
his
junk
this morning. Must have given himself a
Gettysburg handjob
last night.
by
DWBB
February 05, 2018
Get a
Gettysburg Handjob
mug for your mate Beatrix.