*Halo post-game lobby*
Looser- "You guys are just camping noobs!"

Winner- "HAHAHAHA WHAT EVER NOOB YOU JUST GOT WATERED HAHAHAHAHA"

Looser- "Shut up noob"

Winner- "HAHA HOW DOES IT FEEL GETTING WATERED SO MUCH?!?! ITS LIKE NOAH'S FLOOD UP IN HERE!"

"Get da water nigga! It's goin' down! Motherfuckin' bootleg fireworks shit!"

we were lifting weights in josh's garage and his black ass dad looked at the bar and said "yeah boi thats enough to get the water out yo ass"

Joe:(receives dumb text at 3AM)

Jane: (8AM looks at dumb text sent on phone) Texts Joe. Hey friend, sorry about that text, the plants getting watered early last night.

I gotta get in the water before i go to the club.

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.